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North Korea Pulls Out Their Cock, Wants To Compare. Again

September 4, 2009
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North Korea…they’re always just this close to enriching uranium. Then what? They use the bomb? Good luck, dumbasses. Have fun getting your country paved over. Obama could use a fresh war. His approval ratings are dropping, you know.


SEOUL (Reuters) – North Korea said on Friday that it was in the final stage of enriching uranium, a process that would give it a second path to making a nuclear weapon.

After a series of conciliatory gestures by the North over the past month, the announcement raises the stakes in efforts by the international community to convince the reclusive state to give up its nuclear weapons programme.

“Experimental uranium enrichment has successfully been conducted to enter into completion phase,” the KCNA news agency quoted North Korea’s United Nations delegation as saying in a letter to the head of the U.N. Security Council (UNSC).

On a similar but not really note: It was pretty funny when the North Korean government called Hillary Clinton a “funny lady, by no means intelligent.” They were basically just making fun of her for being a woman.


It’s Mad Libs, Except You Have To Use Scary Hitler/Mao/Stalin Words

September 3, 2009
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Fucking idiots:

U.S. Rep. Paul Broun is again raising the specter of Democrats turning the United States into a totalitarian state.

Broun, R-Athens, apparently has not changed his belief that President Obama may be a fascist since he made similar remarks in Augusta in November and then in an Associated Press interview.

He told a meeting of the Morgan County Republicans on Wednesday night that Obama already has or will have the three things he needs to make himself a dictator: a national police force, gun control and control over the press.

“He has the three things that are necessary to establish an authoritarian government,” Broun said. “And so we need to be ever-vigilant, because freedom is precious.”

This guy was actually elected by other human beings.

Does anyone who uses the words “totalitarianism” and “authoritarian” have any idea what it means? (Answer: No, but the idea behind this is that there are no checks and balances because of the Democratic house and senate, and this is one way to get voters to vote for Republicans in 2010, even though they may hate them greater than or equal to Democrats.)

RedState Blog: Providing Mundane Observances

September 3, 2009
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cover_erick-erickson108Fat Republican blogger Erick Erickson (real name?) has figured it out! Though it’s only been seven months, President Obama is already a “Miserable Failure”!

Whew. I was hoping someone could figure that out for me. Thanks, Erick.


Can We Call Him a Miserable Failure Yet?

Posted by Erick Erickson (Profile)

Wednesday, September 2nd at 10:12PM EDT


This is in need of repetition.

A majority of independent voters disapprove of how Barack Obama’s handling his job as president, according to a new national poll.

Fifty-three percent of independents questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey released Tuesday say they disapprove of how Obama’s handling his duties in the White House, with 43 percent in approval. That result marks the first time in a CNN poll that a majority of independents give the president’s performance a thumbs-down.

What is important here are the underlying details of the polling. It is not that they don’t like Obama. And it is not that independent voters don’t think Barack Obama is leading us.

It is that independent voters think Barack Obama is leading us in the wrong direction.

It’s The Right’s Right To Use 9/11 For Scare Purporses

August 31, 2009
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American Spectator/Fox Nation:

The plan is to turn a “day of fear” that helps Republicans into a day of activism called the National Day of Service that helps the left. In other words, nihilistic liberals are planning to drain 9/11 of all meaning.

They’re mad at Obama because he intends to encourage Americans to spend 9/11 helping each other. And we all know, Helping people (if a profit is not involved) = COMMUNISM!!!

The right turned 9/11 into a day that we cower into corners and give George Bush all authority to bomb whoever the fuck he wants. Everyone knows that. STOP TRYING TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA, HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!11!

Idaho: Hunt The Black

August 28, 2009
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We all know how manly it is to go into the woods with another dude, wear a combination of camouflage and neon orange, drink beers, sleep under the stars, wake up, compare penis size, and kill animals with guns.

Rex Rammell is running for governor of Idaho in 2010.

From Huffington Post:

When an audience member shouted a question about “Obama tags,” Rammell responded, “The Obama tags? We’d buy some of those.” …

Rammell told The Associated Press Thursday he sees no reason to apologize for the comment because it was just a joke.

“What I would say to all my Democrat Idahoans: Take a deep breath and relax,” he said. “We’re not going to go out and hunt Obama.”

He also told the Times-News newspaper, “I would never support him being assassinated.”

Whew. That was close. Good thing he would never support an assassination. But, I mean, if it happened…right?